David Saada, VIP host, Bâoli Miami, reported that this Saturday someone has mysteriously broken into the South Beach venue. “It’s the strangest break-in we’ve had,” stated Saada. “This person did not take any items, he simply made alterations. Decorations were warped into strange shapes; all of our clocks were burnt and melted; we even found very peculiar masks in the shape of birds and eccentric creatures.”
Police claim that although the person did a very good job at hiding, they managed to get video surveillance of him writing the words “Dine de Têtes Surrealiste” on a mirror on site. “When he glanced to the side, we were able to identify a trademark feature, an exaggerated moustache.” The janitor on duty was found in a state of trance, shaking in a closet. Records say authorities carried him out while he repetitively screamed, “Salvador Dalí has come back to life!”
Sources say that Dalí is expected to return on October 29 to recreate his infamous “Dine de Têtes Surrealiste” party. Bâoli Miami has decided to warp Wednesday night’s “My Boyfriend is Out of Town” event into an otherworldly “Feast of the Imaginarium.” For more information on this surreal sighting, please refer to the attached press release.
Reservation and ticket information for this peculiar evening can be found here:
http://www.baolimiami.com/imaginarium/